Someplaces on Earth for whatever reasons i just dont understand. They just dont make any sense whatsoever. Take for example Newport, Oregon. It could be blown up by terrorist(s) and no one would even know or care. All everyone does down here is smoke pot and work on boats or in kitchens. Then they go to the Rogue Brewery and drink beer then they go home and watch some sort of HBO series. Then the next morning at about 10:30  they get into there piece of shit 1970's ish ish hippie van with bob marley paintings and shit all over it and drive to the fishing boat. Thats all everybody does every single fucking day. I can't stand it. People take their lives for grantit. In an instance you could become a hippy and your life would vanish before your eyes. Thats why everyone in this town is a fucking zombie. You have to be to just work and watch tv. But ill stop bitching and get to my main ideas.

these are events/people that ive taken notice of that you might find entertaining

1. Bob aka the homeless hippie who wanders around all day

I walk to work everyday and i see this guy, he has a potbelly, a beard, and 1 set of clothes. Everday he walks up and down this street with nothing to do. Sometimes he has a cart with him of goodies or some shit. This is all pointless information except it makes you wonder, what happend to bob? How did his life get changed like this, obviously he is really down and out even for newport. Which also pokes at the question, what exactly does being a hippie ass liberal do to people? It turns you into bobs. Thats what it does.

2.Girls at the bayfront

I notice a lot of women down at the bayfront by were i work and you can always tell the vacationers from the locals. Women in this town possess the ability to grow dark long hair everywhere on their body. They all smell funny to. Which makes me wonder what kinds of women do i despise the most, dirty hairy hippie girls, or vd infested ghetto bitches which leads to the next blog which ill write soon called, BATTLE OF CHICKS THAT DONT REALLY ACT LIKE CHICKS

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sydney colvin is moving in next to me........ slutBONG!!

This is a very accurate depiction of the first battle of the civil war in which the mighty confederacy crushed the ass-lickin-circle-jerkin'-union.

went to battle of the bands. Electrostatics kick ass. Everyone else sucks. i eat octopus three times a day. wtf is with all the weirdo fags weaaring girls pants downtown for christ sake.

In the beginning of time there was a man. This man was born into a world with no death, no destruction,no hatred,no love,no EPISODE III, no passion. He had a task, this task was to create life as he saw fit.He started with creating the penis and vagina. He worked many days with only his mind on creating these two things. Fortunately there was a guarana bush next to him that he would occasionally eat from to keep his mind stimulated on creating this "penis" and "vagina". He did not know what they would be, nor the names, but he knew they would be the basis for the creation of new life in this world that he appeared into that had nothing but a guarana bush. So he worked days upon days and days upon days finalizing these organs to create more beings like himself. Then one day, actually it wasnt a day nor was it a night for these things had not been created yet, a naked woman approached him thru the light(although light wasnt invented yet). she was beatutiful but she had no breast nor sexually stimulating organs of any kind. He had nothing to look at but he knew that this woman that had come was indeed going to be called a woman and that she was indeed beautiful, if beautiful exists. Then it came to him, a brilliant idea, he would affix his"vagina" to this "woman".It was probably one of the best ideas ever conceived next to the matrix  itself. Now that he was in this world with a woman with only a vagina, a guarana and himself he decided to rest. He had just conceived this idea of "rest" the night before. He had also come up with few other things the night before they were, Cubans, Lightsabers and Sodomy. He did not think of what these words would eventually evolve into but he knew they would play an important role in what was to come of this world with nothing in it. Then alll of a sudden a man appeared, but unlike the woman he was fully clothed, fully developed and he spoke. So these two men stood acroos from each other, with the woman in the middle. The looked at each other in what were to believed to be "eyes". Then the new man pulled something from his blazer, it was a ball. A small thing with no color,no scent,no anything. Then suddenly the ball exploded. The three lifeforms all of a sudden began to fall. They fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell into a volcano. They were all incinerated immediately. Altough before the man plunged into the fiery madness, he screamed something. The human of modern day would not be able to understand what he said but if it were translated many times over and over again it would vaguely sound something like this. "GHASHHENNNE DIIAIJ DJJJJEJJD KEIDUAKKKAL LSII!!" which translated would come out to one word. Poontang. then the volcano spat them all back out when it heard "pootang". And a sky appeared and giant squirrels fell out of it. They all had parachutes and ak-47s. Then the woman fainted. The two men knew something had to be done with all of a sudden the squirrels all started yelling "poontang, pooontang, poontang!''To be continued...?

holy shit its been a long time since ive been on the internet with my parents kicking me out of my house and everything but heres a recap of my life in the past month.

1.conned a handjob at a party from colvin

2.conned a handjob  from ashley

3.starwars is coming soon im going to the premier bitch

4.i like boobs. alot. if you have a pair i will pay handsomely to see them.

5.sac dances are gay

6.sac dances are really gay

7.sahara sucks balls

8. kung fu hustle kicks ass

9.still like boobs

10.i lit my ass on fire and thus leveled all my anal hair

11.i also lit my pubes/upper stomach on fire leveling all my pubes and upper stomach hair

12.Chancellor Palpatine is inface Master Sidious and The EMPEROR

13.Trent Boyett just got out of juvie.

HOLAY SHIITE!!!! I HAD THE MOST EXTREME CONCERT EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFEE! Not only was the music fucking kick ass, chicks were flying, bodies were flying, weed was flying, my legs were flying and i was in the front fuckin row with 1400 people behind me!! Holy shit if your a led zep fan and you like shit hardcore take 4 ibuprofen and all your homez'sz's and see NO QUARTER THE ULTIMATE TRIBUTE TO LED ZEPPELIN!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit 1000 lbs and 18 inch tusks thas one big ass ugly mothafucka

Why black people so angry?

IM SO ANGRY AT HASTINGS I COULD FUCKIN BOMB THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AHHHHHHHHHHH THOSE COCKSUCKIN COMMIE DICKFACED UNCLE FUCKING BALL SNATCHERSSSSSSSSSSSS LEARN TO SWIM MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRS!!!!!  the links busted so copy and paste it into your address bar to reveal my plot

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